I Got A Woman That's Mean As

A Candy Coloured Clown They Call The Sandman Tiptoes Into My Room Every Night Just To Sprinkle Stardust And Whisper; "go To Sleep, Everything Is Alright"

I've Really Learned A Lot, Really Learned A Lot, Love Is Like A Stove, Burns You When It's Hot

People Often Ask Me How Would I Like To Be Remembered And I Answer That I Would Simply Like To Be Remembered.

I Close My Eyes, Then I Drift Away, Into The Magic Night I Softly Say. A Silent Prayer, Like Dreamers Do, Then I Fall Asleep To Dream My Dreams Of You.

I May Be A Living Legend, But That Sure Don't Help When I've Got To Change A Flat Tire.