I Got A Job At An Amusement

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

I'm Not A Republican... But I Am Saving Up To Be One.

I Love England. In Fact, They're Getting To Know Me So Well At Heathrow Immigration That This Time I Was Able To Completely Bypass The Six Months Rabies Quarantine.

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

When I Was A Kid, My Favourite Time Of The Year When I Was Child Was That Magical First Snowfall. I'd Yell Yippee! Snow! And Run Up To The Front Door And Shout You Know The Deal... You Have To Let Me In Now.