I Go To Sleep Thinking About My

I Like Sitting And Writing With My Buddies.

A Lot Of Critics Object To What I Do, But I Got Into Comedy To Make People Laugh, And I've Always Worked Hard.

Like Every Other Rich Asshole, I Have A Cook And He's In My Trailer Making Food All The Time.

I Don't Want Want To Go To Jail, I'm Fragile.

Kids End Up Seeing My Movies Anyway But Some Of The Mothers Get Mad At Me So I Figured I'd Make One That I Can't Get Yelled At For.