I Eat Meat Because Meat Tastes Like

If You Had No Enemies, You Had No Fun.

If You Want A Long-term Relationship That Doesn't Require A Lot Of Work, I Say, Get A Dog. They Love You No Matter What. But When It Comes To Humans, There's No Secret; You Really Have To Appreciate The Person Every Single Day.

I Want You To Take Away The Hope Because That's The Thing That's Killing Me.

What I've Learned Is That Life Is Too Short And Movies Are Too Long.

It Says On The Back Of The Nyquil Box, 'may Cause Drowsiness.' It Should Say, 'don't Make Any Plans, Ok? Kiss Your Family And Friends Good-bye.'