I Drink Diet Coke So I Can

Wearing A Hawaiian Shirt, You Don't Ever Come Across As Offensive. Nobody Sees You As A Threat. You See Someone In A Hawaiian Shirt, And You Are Like 'this Guy Is Ready To Party.'

I Almost Bought A Delorean The Other Day Just Because. If I See Something That I Think Is Cool And I Like It, I'll Go For It.

You Know, A Lot Of People Think That Just 'cause You Work Out, Lift Weights, Eat Right, And Do What People Tell You To Do That You'll Live A Long Live, Maybe You Will. But, Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead About How Good The Years Were.

When I Was A Kid I Did Impressions And Funny Voices A Lot. When I Was Telling A Story I Would Use The Voices To Make It More Entertaining.

I'm Not On A Diet. And It's Funny Cause People Go 'well, Then Why Do You Drink Diet Soda?' So I Can Eat Regular Cake.