I Don't Want To Be Known As

I Won't Have A Cabinet As A President; I Will Have A Closet. A Giant Walk-in Closet With All Styles Of Advisers, Like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane Von Furstenberg, Naughty By Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, And, Of Course, Tinkerbell.

A Lot Of The Things I Say I'm Just Trying To Be Funny... I Don't Really Mean Everything I Say, Because I'm Not Totally That Airhead.

Kabbalah Helps You Confront Your Fears. If A Girl Borrowed My Clothes And Never Gave Them Back, And I Saw Her Wearing Them Months Later, I Would Confront Her.

You Don't Have To Be An Heiress To Look Like One, If You Act Like One Then Everyone Will Just Presume You Are One.

It Hurts That, You Know, The Media's Made Me Into Sort Of This Like Punching Bag Or Cartoon Character-they Think That I Don't Have Any Feelings, And, You Know, It Hurts Like Anyone Else.