I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor.

When You're An Orthodox Worrier, Some Days Are Worse Than Others.

The More I Think About It, The More There Is To Be Said For The Sloth. He Sleeps Fifteen To Eighteen Hours A Day And Is Known To Have Taken Forty-eight Days To Travel Four Miles. He Hangs In The Trees After He's Dead. But He Lives Longer Than The Cheetah.

Cats Invented Self-esteem.

Hello There. I'm Out Social Climbing, But If You Leave Your Name And Number And If You're Anybody, I'll Get Back To You.

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.