I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

I Was Absorbing A Sorry Truth Of Show Business - Rejection Is The Norm And Acceptance The Oddity. I Was Learning To Cut The Tops Off My Highs And Stay With The Lows Where The Rejections And Letdowns Would Be Shallow.

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.