I Don't Know If I Was Put

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.

I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.

I'd Be In The Backyard Minding My Own Business. The Other Kids Would Call Me Names, Like Meatball Head Or Neo-calvinist. I'd Run After Them, But Lucky For Them The Chain Would Snap My Neck Back.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.