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The Unsaid Rule For Living In A Trailer Park Is: 'if The Door's Shut, Don't Come A-knockin.' But If It's Open And You're Walkin' By, Feel Free To Say, 'hello.'

My Lawyer Has Been A Good Friend Of Mine For A Long Time. He And I Continuously Have Conversations.

I Like The 'alive' Part. Now I've Made It. Wait Until You See The Roles I Could Take After This. You're Going To See My Gut Hanging Over, Plus 22lbs. It'll Be A Whole New Kind Of Sexy!

A Drunk Doesn't Try To Stand Up; A Drunk Tries Not To Fall Down.

I Have My Own Vocabulary. I Love Linguistics. That Surprises People.