I Don't Have A Tuxedo That Fits

When Friends Asked Me, Can We Help? I'd Say, Not Unless You Can Alter Time, Speed Up The Harvest Or Teleport Me Off This Rock. I Used That Line From Star Wars.

I'll Hear A Song I Love And Suddenly I'm Isolated From Everything Around Me Just For A Nanosecond. That's A Moment Between A Moment.

But You Can't Focus On Things That Matter If All You've Been Is Asleep For Forty Years. Funny How Sleep Rhymes With Sheep. You Know.

I've Always Been A Little Skittish About Death. On Certain Days I'm Okay With It. On Other Days It's Like, "really? I Have To? No, Man, Not Me."

You’ve Read About The Goddesses, Come On. They’re An International Sensation. These Are My Girlfriends. These Are The Women That I Love That Have Completed The Three Parts Of My Heart.