I Don't Care For Sex. I Find

I'm Not Original, But I Strive Toward It As Much As Possible. I Tried Really Hard On Weekend Update To Do Something That I Considered Original, Which Was, I Tried To Cut All Cleverness Out Of The Joke.

The Promises We Break Are Usually Such As We Are Most Forward In Making.

I Like Doing A Funny Show Where I Don't Have To Act And Fall In Love With A Girl.

I Don't Have Any Ambition.

We Are Often Less Grieved At Disappointments Than At Ourselves For Having Said Much Concerning The Certainty Of Our Expectations.