I Don’t Have Any Ill Will Or

I Swear My Car Won't Run Unless I'm Picking My Nose: At Least, I'm That Superstitious About It, So I Don't Want To Take Any Chances.

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.

He Doesn't Sound Like A Guy Who's Done A Onesome, Let Alone A Threesome.

Maybe I'm Delusional But I'm Usually Funny. It's Not 100% But I Have A Pretty Good Batting Average.

My First Car Was A Motorcycle.