I Do Realise That When I Laugh,

After A Gig I Always Head Back To The Hotel, Remembering Granny's Words Of Wisdom. I Cancel The Late-night Pizza And Watch The Jonathan Ross Show Instead.

I Was In Love With The Idea Of Being In Love With A Woman Way Before I Was Actually In Love With One.

I Pay What I Have To And Not A Penny More.

I Was In The South Of France. I Saw A Brownie On A School Trip. She Was Holding Up A Book. It Said On The Front 'rough Guide'. I Thought: 'yeah' She's Not A Looker.

I Had A Survey Done On My House. 8 Out Of 10 People Said They Really Rather Liked It