I Do Not Know Of A Better

Poverty Is The Step-mother Of Genius.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

Theres Not A Lot Of Good Humor In Medicine, But Theres A Lot Of Medicine In Good Humor.

I Do Not Know Of A Better Cure For Sorrow Than To Pity Somebody Else.

I Think When The Full Horror Of Being Fifty Hits You, You Should Stay Home And Have A Good Cry.