I Do A Job I Really, Really

I Married Somebody Who Likes The Way I Look. If I Changed My Hair Every Year, And I Reinvented Myself In Time-honoured Pop Fashion, I Think Understandably The Person I'm Married To Would Grow Slightly Sick Of Me.

It Has Always Seemed Slightly Uncomfortable, The Idea Of Politicised Musicians. Very Few Of Them Are Clever Enough To Do It; If They're Good At The Political Side, The Music Side Suffers, And Vice Versa.

B Is For Breasts Of Which Ladies Have Two; Once Prized For The Function, Now For The View.

I Think The Rock'n'roll Myth Of Living On The Edge Is A Pile Of Crap.

Cardinal Rule For All Hitters With Two Strikes On Them: Never Trust The Umpire.