I Didn't Become A Comedian To Work

People Confuse The Fact That I Discuss Drinking Openly With The Idea That I'm A Heavy Drinker. I Don't Want Girls At My Show Wasted, Screaming And Yelling Out And Vomiting.

Thanksgiving Is Coming. I Wonder What The Holiday Will Be Like At Dog The Bounty Hunter’s House—obviously, They’ll Have A Turkey With All-white Meat.

My Life And My Legs Have Been An Open Book.

Having A Baby, It's Like A Five Year Commitment.

How Do You Think Jail Was?! I Got Face Raped By A Woman... And I Think I May Have Liked It.