I Didn?t Have Any Plans To Become

I Was Really Good At Being A Bad Guy.

We Used To Wrestle Every Night, 385 Times A Year. For Ten Years. 365 Days. Never Had Any Holidays Off, Ever. Holidays Were Always Two-day Venues. Two Event Venues. Afternoon And Night.

People Think It?s Hard To Travel To The Airports. 9/11 Has Made Our Travel Difficult, With The Security Laws And That. As Far As Comparing What We Do To Driving 3,000 Miles A Week, Making Fifty Bucks A Night, Sometimes One Hundred Bucks A Night, It?s A Lot Different. Guaranteed Contracts, First Class Air Fare, Hilton Hotels In London, Champaign. Waddaya Want? What More Could You Ask For!

If You're A Man, You Don't Cry About It, You Take Life, The Ups And Downs; If You're A Real Man You Never Go Down, You Just Stay Up!

I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', Profilin', Limousine Riding, Jet Flying, Kiss-stealing, Wheelin' N' Dealin' Son Of A Gun!