I’d Rather Have A Gay Guy Who

The Only Difference Between A Good Shot And A Bad Shot Is If It Goes In Or Not.

If You Go Out With A Girl And They Say She Has A Great Personality, She's Ugly. If They Tell You A Guy Works Hard, He Can't Play A Lick. Same Thing.

I Always Laugh When People Ask Me About Rebounding Techniques. I've Got A Technique. It's Called Just Go Get The Damn Ball.

If All Babies Are So Cute, How The Hell Do We Have So Many Ugly People In The World?

I Think You Have An Obligation To Be Honest.