I Could Write Songs As Bad As

It's Only People That Aren't Goths That Think The Cure Are A Goth Band.

See The Ridiculous In Everything.

I'm Not A Morose Person; It's Just That My Best Songs Reflect On The Sadder Aspects Of Life.

Cardinal Rule For All Hitters With Two Strikes On Them: Never Trust The Umpire.

Every Animal Would Rather Die Themselves Than Lose Their Offspring. But It's Just Genes, Isn't It? All Of Our Existence Is Spent Worrying About The Next Generation, But We Don't Actually Seem To Get Anywhere.