I Certainly Never Expected To Be In

The Rule With Marriage Is The Less You Talk About It The Better, As Far As I Can Tell.

Going After 'the Bad Guy' Has Not Been A Real Issue For Me.

After The Kids Are Asleep You... Well, You Know. Whatever It Is. You Slip Away For A Night.

I Am Not Pregnant, But I've Had Three Kids, And There Is A 'bump.' From Now On, Ladies, I Will Have A 'bump' And It Will Be My 'baby Bump,' And Let's Just All Settle In And Get Used To It. It's Not Going Anywhere.

I Know Enough To Know That When You're In A Pickle... Call Mom.