I Can Do More Than Just Stand-up

Why Do They Call It The Restroom? Is There Anybody Just Resting In This Room?

Are There Glass Shards In My Anus?!

I Want To Be Able To Challenge Myself. And Do Things That Are Away From What I Usually Do. Stand-up Is Safe For Me. I Can Do Stand-up In Front Of Twenty-five Thousand People, And I'm Like, "i Know How To Do This. This Is What I Do." I Want To Be A Little Scared.

My Professional Dreams Were Coming True While I Was Living A Personal Nightmare.

You Need To Open Up Your Soul And Have A Weep-a-thon.