I Came To America To Make It

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

In Today's Society We Sometimes Forget To Balance Our Hearts And Our Heads; This Is The Reason We Stop Laughing.

My Father Described This Tall Lady Who Stands In The Middle Of The New York Harbor, Holding High A Torch To Welcome People Seeking Freedom In America. I Instantly Fell In Love.

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.