I Boil The Strings So They Stretch.

Sometimes I Just Want To Lick David Lee Roth In The Nuts

On 'honeybabysweetiedoll' I Used A Whammy, A Boss Oc-3 Octave Box, A Sustainer And A Line 6 Dl4 Delay Modeler. That's Only On The Intro, Where All Those Weird Noises Are Happening.

My Son, Wolfgang, Plays Drums, Guitars And Bass.

David Lee Roth Had The Idea That If You Covered A Successful Song, You Were Half Way Home. C'mon - Van Halen Doing 'dancing In The Streets'? It Was Stupid. I Started Feeling Like I Would Rather Bomb Playing My Own Songs Than Be Successful Playing Someone Else's Music.

I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was Accepted!!