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I Believe You Should Place A Woman On A Pedestal: High Enough So You Can Look Up Her Dress.
-Steve Martin
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I Believe You Should Place A Woman
Steve Martin
I Believe You Should Place A Woman On A Pedestal: High Enough So You Can Look Up Her Dress.
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