I Believe In People Living Their Lives

It's Nobody's Business How You Do Something.

Once You're Heterosexual And Comfortable With That, You Don't Need To Take Out An Announcement Every Day.

I Knew I Wanted To Be A Performer And Do Comedy At 5 Years Old. My Dad's Wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, Was Boiling Water And She Goes, "what Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" I Said, "a Comedian." And She Laughed And Laughed Because She Thought That Was The Cutest, Funniest Thing.

I Don't Think Somebody Can Just, Like, Wave A Magic Wand And Make You A Star.

I Love Performing. I Love Being A Provocateur. I Love Putting Myself In Situations That Are Uncomfortable And That I Have To Get Out Of.