I Believe In Only One Thing And

Faith May Be Defined Briefly As An Illogical Belief In The Occurrence Of The Improbable.

The Acting That One Sees Upon The Stage Does Not Show How Human Beings Comport Themselves In Crises, But How Actors Think They Ought To. It Is Thus, Like Poetry And Religion, A Device For Gladdening The Heart With What Is Palpably Not True.

Man Is A Beautiful Machine That Works Very Badly.

A Great Nation Is Any Mob Of People Which Produces At Least One Honest Man A Century.

The Main Thing That Every Political Campaign In The United States Demonstrates Is That The Politicians Of All Parties, Despite Their Superficial Enmities, Are Really Members Of One Great Brotherhood. Their Principal, And Indeed Their Sole, Object Is To Collar Public Office, With All The Privileges And Profits That Go Therewith. They Achieve This Collaring By Buying Votes With Other People's Money.