I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.