I Am In Love With Larry David.

I Grew Up In Chicago And Was A Huge Fan Of 'the Second City', So When I Moved To L.a., I Was Looking For Anything That Resembled That... Then I Started 'the Groundlings', So I Went To A Show And It Was Very Much Like 'second City'. I Was So Impressed That That Same Night I Went Backstage And I Went Up To The Funniest Person There.

Gwyneth Paltrow Names Her Kid Apple. I'm Not Going To Let That Stand.

So Yes, I Say Things I Regret Constantly, And I Just Can't Help It.

I Can Criticize Your Religion All I Want, And You Can Criticize Mine. I Don't Like This Whole Climate Of, 'you Can't Ever Say Anything Bad About The Group I'm In, Cause Every Group Is Untouchable.' We Can All Criticize Each Other And Engage In Debate All We Want.

I Actually Have To Pick And Chose Stuff That I Know I'm Going To Bomb At.