I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.

I Think It Would Be Worse To Get Mauled By A Dancing Bear Than Just A Regular Bear Because You Can't Totally Blame The Dancing Bear.

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either

For Example, I Was A White House Intern The Summer Before I Dropped Out Of Law School. Everybody Knew About It. I'd Come Home And Go To Church And Everybody Would Say, Oh, My God. Demetri, You're Working At The White House.

I Went Into A Clothing Store, And The Lady Asked Me What Size I Was. I Said, 'actual'. I'm Not To Scale.