I Always Did Well On The Essay

I'll Tell You One Thing, Since I'm Married, Single People Look Absolutely Ridiculous To Me.

Ever Noticed That No Matter What Happens In One Day, It Exactly Fits In The Newspaper?

The Greatest Thing About Being A Comedian Is Knowing Other Comedians. And You Get To Talk To Them. Its The Most Fun.

Why Is It When You Turn On The Tv You See Ads For Telephone Companies, And When You Turn On The Radio You Hear Ads For Tv Shows, And When You Get Put On Hold On The Phone You Hear A Radio Station?

Nothing In Life Is Fun For The Whole Family. There Are No Massage Parlors With Ice Cream And Free Jewelry.