I Also Quite Like To Be Recognized

And While We're On The Subject Of Ducks, Which We Plainly Are, The Story, 'the Ugly Duckling' Ought Be Banned As The Central Character Wasn't A Duckling Or He Wouldn't Have Grown Up Into A Swan. He Was A Cygnet.

I Have Never Voted. Like Most People I Am Utterly Disenchanted By Politics. Like Most People I Regard Politicians As Frauds And Liars And The Current Political System As Nothing More Than A Bureaucratic Means For Furthering The Augmentation And Advantages Of Economic Elites.

If You Have No Brothers And Sisters It Defines You For Life; Even When You're Thirty You Refer To Yourself As An Only Child.

A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, Estuary-whining, Glitter-lacquered, Priapic Berk How Dare I, From My Velvet Chaise Longue, In My Hollywood Home Like Kubla Khan, Drag My Limbs From My Harem To Moan About The System? A System That Has Posited Me On A Lilo Made Of Thighs In An Ocean Filled With Honey And Foie Gras'd My Essex Arse With Undue Praise And Money.

I Do Have A Regard For The Musicality Of Language That Came From Bbc Sitcoms Like 'fawlty Towers.'