I Ain't Shootin' Nobody. So Call Me

Whenever I Go Out With Other Married Couples, I Like To Bring Along A Single Crackhead. Just To Spice Things Up.

Kids Always Act Up The Most Before They Go To Sleep.

You Only Know That You're Smart Because You're Around Dumb People From Time To Time!

In The World Of Animation, You Can Be Anything You Wanna Be. If You're A Fat Woman, You Can Play A Skinny Princess. If You're Short Wimpy Guy, You Can Play A Tall Gladiator. If You're A White Man, You Can Play An Arabian Prince. And If You're A Black Man, You Can Play A Donkey Or A Zebra.

George Bush Hates Midgets.