Hypocrisy Is The Outward Acknowledgment Of Inward

I Never Do Impressions, But I Probably Should. People Like That Stuff.

Oj Simpson Was In A Different Kind Of Courtroom This Week Attempting To Regain Custody Of His Two Children. In Order To Prove To The Court How Much He Loves His Kids, Oj Pointed Out Quote 'hey, They're Still Alive, Aren't They?'

Envy, Like A False Mirror, Distorts The Symmetry Of The Sweetest Form.

I'm A Huge Sports Fan But Have No Interest In Minutiae. I Don't Remember Who Won Super Bowls Five Years Ago Or Listen To Sports Talk Radio.

I Don't Know Anything About Politics. Like, Zero. Nothing.