Humorists Always Sit At The Children's Table.

Since I Was A Kid, I Could Make Up Stories, I Could Make Up Funny Jokes And I Could Always Do It. When I'm Walking Down The Street Or Having Dinner, Ideas Will Hit Me, And I Write Them Down On Matchbooks Or Napkins And Throw Them In The Draw.

Dying Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down.

Life Is Like A Concentration Camp... You Can't Leave Without Dying.

If The [actors] Are Working, And I Have A Dinner Engagement, I Don't Do 20 Takes. I Do Five Takes And Go Home. I Want To Go To Dinner.

Does Art Imitate Life, Or Does Life Imitate Tv?