How The Hell Do You Wake Up

The Two Things In The World We All Share In This World Are Laughter And Pain. We've All Got Problems. The Levels Of Those Problems Vary, But We've All Got Problems. When You Can Take Things That Are Painful And Make Them Funny, That's A Gift - To You And Your Audience.

Everybody Wants To Be Famous, But Nobody Wants To Do The Work. I Live By That. You Grind Hard So You Can Play Hard. At The End Of The Day, You Put All The Work In, And Eventually It'll Pay Off. It Could Be In A Year, It Could Be In 30 Years. Eventually, Your Hard Work Will Pay Off.

Men Are Like Lions. We Hunt.

All Men Hate The Nagging.

I Am Who I Am Today Because Of My Mother.