- How Is He In Bed? Gladiator

I Won't Consider Getting Horizontal With Someone I Can Barely Tolerate When We're Vertical.

You Know, Lieutenant, You Wear Your Weapon The Way Other Women Wear Pearls." "it's Not A Fashion Accessory.

Squats Are A Form Of Torture Designed By People Who Don’t Need To Do Squats In The First Place

Life Is Like A Moustache. It Can Be Wonderful Or Terrible. But It Always Tickles.

Aren't Most Romance Heros, Or Heros In Fiction Of Any Kind, Generally Superior To Real Men? Same Goes For Heroines And Real Women.