How Dumb Do I Think The Americans

There Has Been This Belief Among The Catholic Community - And This - I'm No Expert, This Is My Opinion - That Cafeteria Catholics Are Wrong.

My Wife Always Asks Me Why I Don't Make The Bed. And I Respond With The Same Reason Why I Don't Tie My Shoes After I Take Them Off.

You Ever Read An Article, And At The Bottom, It Says, 'continued On Page Six'? I'm , 'not For Me. I'm Done.'

The Dc Improv Food Is Amazingly Edible For A Comedy Club.

Whenever You Correct Someone's Grammar Just Remember That Nobody Likes You.