How Can You Look At The Texas

When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path, It May Be As Close To God As You're Going To Get In This Lifetime.

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.