Honesty Is Hard Work.

If A Person Who Indulges In Gluttony Is A Glutton, And A Person Who Commits A Felony Is A Felon, Then God Is An Iron.

If You've Lived A Bad Life, They Send You To Hell. But If You've Been Truly Wicked, They Give You A Tour Of Heaven First.

The Problems Of Today's Youth Were No Longer A Sunday Supplement, Or A News Broadcast, Or Anything So Remote And Intangible. They Were Suddenly Become A Dirty, Shivering Boy, Who Told Us That In This World We Had Built For Him With Our Sweat And Our Blood, He Was Not Only Tired Of Living, But So Unscared Of Dying That He Did It Daily, Sometimes For Recreation.

Librarians Are The Secret Masters Of The World. They Control Information. Don't Ever Piss One Off.

God Is An Iron... And That's A Hot One.