Hindsight Is Good, Foresight Is Better; But

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always Avoids Her Tongue.

The Word Impossible Is Peculiar Because If You Examine It Closely, You'll Find That Most Of It Is Possible.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.