He's Very Clever, But Sometimes His Brains

There Are Some People That You Cannot Change, You Must Either Swallow Them Whole Or Leave Them Alone.

[to Jean Harlow, Who Repeatedly Mispronounced Her First Name:] No, No, Jean. The T Is Silent, As In Harlow.

The Spirit Is An Inward Flame; A Lamp The World Blows Upon But Never Puts Out.

[on Austen Chamberlain:] He Is More Loyal To His Friends Than To His Convictions.

There Is Nothing More Perplexing In Life Than To Know At What Point You Should Surrender Your Intellect To Your Faith.