Here's To Alcohol: The Cause Of, And

I Pledge Impertinence To The Flag Waving, Of The Unindicted Co-conspirators Of America, And To The Republicans For Which I Can't Stand, One Abomination, Underhanded Fraud, Indefensible, With Liberty And Justice.. Forget It.

I Can't Believe It! Reading And Writing Actually Paid Off!

Sometimes People Get Mad At The Simpsons' Subversive Story Telling, But There's Another Message In There, Which Is A Celebration Of Making Wild, Funny Stories.

I Don't Have To Be Careful, I've Got A Gun.

No Matter How Good You Are At Something, There's Always About A Million People Better Than You.