Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate

I Am Always Joking And Always Clowning, Giving And Helping.

Alexander The Great, Who Said On His Wedding Night, It's Only A Nickname. Never Got A Dinner!

Ray Charles, Who Said To Stevie Wonder, Maybe We're White. Never Got A Dinner!

The Puerto Rican Doctor, Who Wrote All His Prescriptions With Spray Paint. Never Got A Dinner!

Billy Carter, Who Asked His Brother Jimmy, Do You Think You Could Get Me On The Gong Show? Never Got A Dinner!