He That Searches For Praise Will Often

If You're Looking For The Suspect In A Suicide Bombing, Here's A Clue: Look For The Dead Guy.

We Are Often Less Grieved At Disappointments Than At Ourselves For Having Said Much Concerning The Certainty Of Our Expectations.

In Giving Advice, Aptitude Is Often Less To Be Considered, Than Seasonableness.

If You Watch That Show And You Didn't Know It Was Called Seinfeld, You'd Think It Was Called 'the George Costanza Show'.

Few Criminals Die Sensible Of Their Crimes.