Happiness Is Loving Your Enemies.

I Have Deep Feelings Of Depression... What Can I Do About This?' 'snap Out Of It! Five Cents, Please.

When They [visitors To His Studio:] Learn About The Six-week Daily-strip Deadline And The 12-week Sunday-page Deadline, A Visitor Almost Never Fails To Remark: "gee, You Could Work Real Hard, Couldn't You, And Get Several Months Ahead And Then Take The Time Off?" Being, As I Said, A Slow Learner, It Took Me Until Last Year To Realize What An Odd Statement That Really Is. You Don't Work All Of Your Life To Do Something So You Don't Have To Do It.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night Thinking About All The Dumb Things I Do Every Day... If I Live To Be Eighty And I Do Ten Dumb Things Each Day... That Would Be About Two Hundred And Ninety Thousand Dumb Things... When You Add Up All The Dumb Things You Do, It's Best To Use Round Figures.

You Can't Eat Compliments.

A Kiss On The Nose Does Much Toward Turning Aside Anger.