Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

My Dream Was Maybe Someday, One Night I Can Be A Guest On A Talk Show, And Then I Will Have Achieved Everything I Want.

I Have A Feeling That About 90% Of My Life Has Been Shaped By My Voice, Both As An Embarrassment And As An Advantage. There Was Always The Terrible Incongruity Of This Deep Voice Barreling Out Of This Little Body. Somewhere In The Back Of My Mind I Was Aware That It Was Ludicrous, That It Took On An Importance That Wasn't Really There.

Sloppy Language Leads To Sloppy Thought, And Sloppy Thought To Sloppy Legislation.

I Feel Like I've Been Watching Irwin Corey Forever. I Saw Him In The 1950s, And I Thought He Was Old Then.

Censorship Feeds The Dirty Mind More Than The Four-letter Word Itself.