Good Writing Will Bring You To Places

I Like Idiotic Comedies.

Putting Somebody Else's Pants On And Pretending To Be Somebody Else Is Occasionally, As You Grow Older, Horrifying.

All Writers Are Vampires.

I Lost 30 Pounds To Play My Character In 'the Mexican,' But People Don't Take To Skinny Mafia Men, And I Don't Feel Right When I'm Thin.

You Know, All Writers Are Vampires And They'll Look Around And They Watch You When You're Not Even Thinking They're Watching You And They'll Slip Stuff In.