Good Heavens! For More Than Forty Years

Wives Rarely Fuss About Their Beauty To Guarantee Their Mate's Affection.

I Believe That Two And Two Are Four And That Four And Four Are Eight.

The Most Effective Way Of Attacking Vice Is To Expose It To Public Ridicule. People Can Put Up With Rebukes But They Cannot Bear Being Laughed At: They Are Prepared To Be Wicked But They Dislike Appearing Ridiculous.

Esteem Must Be Founded On Preference: To Hold Everyone In High Esteem Is To Esteem Nothing.

All Right-minded People Adore It; And Anyone Who Is Able To Live Without It Is Unworthy To Draw Breathe