Golf's Holy Grail - A Genius Course.

I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.

Every Day I Try To Tell Myself That This Is Going To Be Fun Today. I Try To Put Myself In A Great Frame Of Mind Before I Go Out - Then I Screw It Up With The First Shot.

If You Are A Bad Putter, You Will Not Make A Putt. If You Have A Tendency To Chili-dip Wedges, You'll Be Chili-dipping Them All Over The Place For Sure. Whatever Your Weakness, It Will Come Up In Spades During The Ryder Cup.

In Golf, 'close' Is Like The North And South Rim Of The Grand Canyon.

The Dollars Aren't So Important... Once You Have Them.